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10 Funny Tweets About Foreplay When You’re Married

It’s a mystery about what happens to foreplay after you’ve been married for a while…

What happens?

Does it slow down? Cool off? Does the bedroom become like a meat locker because there just isn’t any heat anymore?

Well, before we jump to any conclusions, let’s see what people had to say about this on Twitter…

1. This is it.

Gotta take the good with the bad.

2. Classy!

It is what it is…

3. That’s the spot!

Don’t stop!

4. That’s the good stuff!

What you did earlier was so hot…

5. You are officially gross.

Actually, you’re disgusting.

6. Be careful where you put that stuff.

It could get ugly…

7. Look at it rise.

Oh yeah!

8. Don’t mess this up!

That better be SPF 50…

9. It’s working!

Nice job, sir.

10. How’d that work out for you?

Be honest…

Now we want to hear from you.

Share some funny tweets with us!

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