Fact: cats don’t like it when we read. Even though they only want our affection when they deem it necessary, books are completely out of the question.
So don’t even bother, or one of these felines will come and ruin your relaxing reading session.
1. You’re done here
2. I’m sorry, were you busy?
3. Hello there
4. I’m in charge now
5. Can’t read the paper, either
6. Cool and collected
7. Looks stern
8. I command you to stop
9. Bookmark
10. Can you move?
11. No more funnies
12. Not a scratching post
13. Good place for a snooze
14. Looks serious
15. Hi…
Damn cats…can’t get anything done with them around.