Oh, Mother Russia. You never fail to inspire and amaze me. And shock me. And freak me out.

Well, it’s time to add glamour shots of Russian women to the enormous list of things that make you, well, you.

Keep it up, Russia!

1. That’s what I’m talking about

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2. Go ahead and get into that puddle

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3. Fruit punch?

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4. No, really, don’t bother cleaning up

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5. I need a case of Jaguar, stat!

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6. “Get right next to the microwave.”

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7. Cosplay. Sexy cosplay.

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8. Need that flag for sure

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9. By the woodshed

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10. Huh…

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11. Is she doing the dishes in the tub?

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12. Cold heat

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13. True love

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14. The toilet completes the sexiness

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15. Gymnast

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16. Oh my…

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17. The happy couple

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18. Dream woman

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19. Look what sprouted!

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What a country!