I don’t know why these words aren’t in the dictionary already, they already seem like an official part of the lexicon.

So, write your Senators and the folks at Merriam-Webster, okay?

Thank you in advance!

1. Rude!

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2. Always wrong

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3. Very common

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4. Get the lowdown

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5. I’m the center of attention

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6. I excel at this

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7. Get outta here with that

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8. Not a big fan

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9. It’s coming…

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10. Huh…

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11. We’re getting a dudevorce

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12. Get with the program

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13. A type of fort

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14. Just be quiet

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15. I have many of these

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16. Wait for it…

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17. The best

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“Chairdrobe” is so solid.