If we all bought wine labels based on honesty, we’d be really drunk and giggling.

These labels are pitch-perfect, if you ask me.

1. Always a good combo

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2. You bet it is

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3. Oh God, no!

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4. It’s true

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5. Don’t you dare

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6. Mostly true

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7. It’s all going down the hatch

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8. That’s not a good idea

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9. But not after midnight

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10. Waaaaaaaaaaa!

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11. Big mistake

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12. Just put the phone down altogether

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13. I already am

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14. Just chug from the bottle

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15. Yay!

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16. The cure for everything

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17. So that’s a can of Sprite and nothing else

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Which one describes me?