These days, the idea of a grown man wearing short-shorts is hilarious–the whole character of Lieutenant Dangle on Reno 911 was based on this comedic principle. But there was a time when wearing short shorts was not just the norm, it was considered cool. Just compare basketball players now with basketball players from the 70’s:
On the left, LeBron James. On the right, a guy who’s OK with people seeing his balls every time he jumps.
Today we’re taking a look at the shortest of short shorts, aka a 1970’s fashion trend that, as a man, I hope never makes a comeback.
Those jorts come in three sizes: “relaxed fit,” “slim fit,” and “low sperm count.”
HER: Sorry, hon. I thought I was hitting the birdie.
HIM: JUST GET ME SOME ICE!!!
Honestly, it’s not that impressive to call yourself a “streaker” when you’re already 3/4ths of the way there.
It’s gotta be tough fighting crime when everyone assumes you’re a Stripper Cop.
Male camel toe is real, and it’s a serious affliction. #solidarity
After they all sat on that van’s leather seats, it became known as The Summer of Skin Grafts.
Johnny Appleseed’s lesser-known cousin, Peter Plum Smuggler.
How can you smile when your shorts and your junk are having a fight to the death?
Pictured: three friends enjoying the view from atop Mount Moose Knuckle.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Even if that means putting talcum powder on your inner thighs.