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People on Twitter Are Coming up with New Names for Animals and It Is Glorious

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When people say they’re “winning”, this is what they’re talking about.

Coming up with awesome new names for animals we know and love. Check these out.

1. American Murder Log

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2. Trash Panda

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3. Grumpy McSnapface

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4. Stab hose

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5. Toothy McNudist

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6. Land Manatee

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7. Deady McLongtime

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8. Hop Pocket

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9. Ass Clamping Terror-Duck

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10. Sir Huggles Von Deathcuddle

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11. Danger Zebra

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12. Hardshell Water Taco

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13. Sadeyes Von Gimmefood

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14. Forrest-Dwelling murderhorse

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15. Swimy McOHMYGODWTF

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16. Stab Rabbit

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17. Wizard Cow

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18. Danger Noodle

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19. Fart Squirrel

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20. Pantless Thunder-Goose

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You got any good names? Share in the comments.