Female Jack Sparrow Impersonator Marries 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost…She Married A GHOST

For those of us who want a romantic partner, finding “the one” to spend the rest of your life with can be difficult. But if you’re willing to consider a partner from the spirit world, the search might be a bit easier, hm? Amanda Teague is a mother of five from Drogheda, Ireland. She’s been…


Guy Thinks Everyone Has A ‘Poop Knife’ And Guy Is So Wrong About That

Leo Tolstoy once wrote, “Happy families are alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” But if he were to somehow hear the following story, he might write, “Normal families are alike; every weird family is SUPER FREAKING WEIRD in its own way. Barf emoji. (Also, is that how emojis work? I died…


16 Doctors Share Stories of Patients Who Should Be Dead

Sometimes people seem to defy all odds and beat their really horrible circumstances. If someone gets shot 9 times, common sense says dead – but reality can say, “Not this time,” and those 9 bullet wounds just wind up being 9 scars. Check out these 16 doctors, who shared some of the most death defying…


Jimmy Fallon Wants to Know: What’s the Most Awkward Breakup You’ve Ever Had

I mean, this one is kind of a no-brainer – after all, what breakup isn’t at least a little bit awkward (unless you’re Jerry Seinfeld, of course)? That said, these 15 people who replied to Jimmy Fallon’s hashtag game really took breaking up and awkwardness to a whole new level. Do not, under any circumstances,…


Young People Are Eating Laundry Detergent Pods, People

All of us, from time to time, think our generation is the dumbest to ever walk the Earth. I’m from the generation that allowed both Pogs AND Tamagotchis to be popular. (Sorry about that.) But the current generation of teens has us all beat, and it’s not even close. For proof, l0ok no further than…


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15 Tattoo Mistakes And Their Coverups

It’s tough to pick a tattoo you’ll love for the rest of your life. That neck tat of a genie smoking a joint on the toilet might have seemed rad when you were 19, but as you become an adult, it might lose some of its magic. If you’ve got a case of tattoo remorse, you could…


19 ‘Bros Being Basic’ Instagram Posts That Are on Point

Girls being basic has taken the Internet – dare I say, the world – by storm, but now it’s time for the men to shine. The Bros Being Basic Instagram account is genuinely hilarious, and their posts are simply sublime. So sit back and enjoy a bunch of dudes lampooning the basic girl lifestyle. 1….


Grocery Store Trying To Sell Cauliflower As Steak Is Busted

If you’re a grocery store, and you want to make a LOT of people on the Internet angry, your best bet is to charge way too much for a product nobody needs. Whole Foods learned this when they tried to sell pre-peeled oranges in plastic containers for the whopping price of $6. And now, UK grocery…


15 Silly Inventors Who At Least Deserve a Pat on the Back

Is that Thomas Edison I see over there? No, it’s a guy who made a scarf out of old socks. Hey, I think all of these people deserve some credit for trying to come up with something new, but, honestly, these inventions were doomed from the start. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8….


20 People Who Should’ve Looked Before They Selfied

There is a very important lesson to be learned here: always, always take a look at your surroundings before you take a selfie and post it online. You never know what might be lurking behind you: weird photo bombers, naked people, the list goes on and on. This has been a public service announcement. 1….