15 Classic Board Games With Honest Names

Board games are marketed as a fun, wholesome way for a family to spend an afternoon together. But if you’ve ever played a board game, you know they often fall far short. Many of these so-called “games” are, in reality, joyless slogs that only end with a family therapy session. Why do we still play…


Trouble Sleeping? Try This Pillow That’s Shaped Like A Butt

Consider the following scenario: you have two friends with upcoming birthdays, and you only have time to buy them one gift. One of your friends is an insomniac, and the other is a pervert. What single gift could possibly satisfy these two very different individuals? It’s an impossible task. OR SO YOU THINK. Because now…


Mom Takes Boudoir Photos For Dad’s Christmas Gift, With Help From Her Daughter

Most of us probably would prefer never to think about our parents’ sex lives. As far as we’re concerned, Mom and Dad have only had sex once. (Or however many times, based on your number of siblings.) But Samantha Bishop is a lot more open-minded than the rest of us. When her mother asked for…


This “Testicle Cooling Device” Will Keep Your Family Jewels Cool

If you’re familiar with American English slang of the 21st century, you’ve probably heard an uncomfortably warm day described as “hot as balls.” That’s because, as we all know, a gentleman’s dangly bits are notorious for getting hot and sweaty, even if he’s just sitting around. But toasty nether regions are more than just an…


These Animal Expressions Sum up What It’s like to Be a Parent

We’ve all seen that exasperated expression on the face of parents in public (and in private). They’re tired, worn out, and they’ve just about had enough of their kids’ antics. Well, it doesn’t only apply to humans. Animals feel the same way and they get sick and tired of their offspring as well. And these…


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A Lot of People Think the USA Just Turned 2019 Years Old…We’re in Trouble

Some of these people must be joking, right? I mean, if not, we’re in biiiiiiiig trouble in this country. Well, maybe we already are anyway. But this certainly doesn’t help matters. Prepare to get blown away. 1. Happy birthday! 2. It is crazy 3. We did it! 4. OMG 5. Can’t believe it 6. Time flies 7….


These Realistic Resolutions for 2019 Will Inspire You

It’s that time of year again where everyone vows to dramatically transform their lives for the new year…and then it kind of all falls apart in a matter of weeks for most of us. Hey, I’m not talkin’ trash, I’m ONE OF YOU. So, for 2019, how about we all set the bar a little…


Nerdy Jokes for All Your Nerds out There

It’s okay, go ahead and admit it. You’re a nerd. You’re not only a nerd, you’re a total, huge nerd. And you should be proud! Just like Gilbert and Louis were in Revenge of the Nerds (which I know you’ve seen). So enjoy these jokes. NERD. 1. Binary 2. And doesn’t… 3. WOW 4. Hey o!…


Yes, These Bacon Products Actually Exist

This whole bacon craze doesn’t look like it’s ever gonna go away, and that’s good news for the people out there who can’t get enough of the stuff. It seems as if they’re making everything out of bacon these days. If you love a little porky goodness, you might want to pick up some of these products….


You Might Need Some Drunk Yoga in Your Life

There’s yoga, and then there’s drunk yoga. Both are beneficial. So if you’re looking to mix it up, get absolutely hammered tonight and then try out some of these poses. A new year = A new you. 1. Pigeon Photo Credit: Sad and Useless 2. Malasana Photo Credit: Sad and Useless 3. Ananda Balasana Photo…