Is your pooch always dipping out on you and causing you to run around the neighborhood looking for them?

If so, you’re gonna want to pick up one of these collar tags that speak the truth.

1. At least he’s honest

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2. Licking monster

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3. For the discerning duo

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4. Feed me licker

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5. Dog life

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6. Is that why I keep getting barked at?

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7. For the rambunctious sort

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8. That’s a lot of ’em

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9. True dat

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10. Let’s be friends

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11. Sorry…

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12. Mother?

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13. Don’t judge me

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14. Oh sh*t

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15. Not happy

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16. Let’s do lunch

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Be sure to pick one up for Fido!