26 Dad Jokes You Might Actually Laugh at…Maybe


This is an article most of us can relate to: horrible Dad jokes. I don’t know what happens when men become fathers, but something clicks inside their brains, and they turn into total cheeseballs overnight. It’s actually an incredible phenomenon.

Here are 27 Dad jokes shared by AskReddit users.

Be prepared to laugh, cry, and probably groan…

1. Sherlock

Holmes and Watson are about to go out on an investigation. Before leaving, Watson says he needs to use the restroom. He goes in and 5 minutes pass, 10 minutes pass, 15 minutes pass. Finally Holmes goes to the door and asks if he’s feeling constipated. Watson replies, “Yeah, no s–t Sherlock!”

2. A little Soviet humor

Joseph Stalin should have known communism wouldn’t work…

I mean seriously, there were red flags everywhere.

3. Hey o!

My son just became a father for the first time today…

And in passing on the paternal torch, when he asked me where I kept all my dad jokes, I told him…they were stored in my dadabase.…

4. I didn’t laugh, but you might

What word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?


5. Debit

Someone in my accounting class asked about extra credit.

Professor: “I’m sorry I don’t give extra credit in this class”

Me: “yeah but do you give extra debit?”

6. Not bad…

Bee keepers have the prettiest eyes…

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

7. Multi-cultural

Here’s one in Spanish:


8. $$$$$$$$

I entered a dad joke competition and won $1000.

It was a grand dad joke.

9. Prepare for a lifetime of bad jokes…

My friend looked at my pregnant wife and said: “I wonder if it isn’t really hot in there, for the baby.”

I replied: “It’s likely womb-temperature.”

10. Cola

The CEO of Pepsi was fired this morning.

He tested positive for coke.

11. Zinger for the manager

My dad and I were out for steak last night when the manager came around and asked “How did you find your steak?”

Dad goes, “I just moved the potato and there it was!”

12. Banker

I used to be a banker…

But I lost interest.

13. Arrrrrrrrrr

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey.

14. Turd

I threw a fake plastic turd at my wife’s head while she was in the shower.

Maybe now she’ll stop complaining that she’s out of sham poo.