26 Squeaky Clean Jokes That Still Get a Laugh Every Time

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What’s your favorite clean joke?

One that makes you laugh as hard as any other joke, not just the first time, but EVERY time you hear it?

Here’s mine:

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

These 26 from AskReddit are even better:

1. When in Rome…

I, for one, enjoy the use of Roman numerals.

2. Mad Cow

2 cows are grazing in a field.

1 cow says to the other, “You ever worry about that mad cow disease?”

The other cow says, “Why would I care? I’m a helicopter!”

3. Piratey

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Aye matey.

4. The Gig

I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.

It’s shift work.

5. Comrade

Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

6. Slippery

What’s a foot long and slippery?

A slipper

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7. Almost forgot about him…

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

8. Poof!

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

9. Ice, Ice, Brucy

What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.

Icy dead people.

10. “Don’t wanna close my eyes…”

So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.

11. Bankers

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other “I need you to help me get to the other side!”

The other guy replies “You are on the other side!”

12. Joke-splaining

I’ve been told I’m condescending.

(that means I talk down to people)

13. Wait for it…

Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line” Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.