26 Squeaky Clean Jokes That Still Get a Laugh Every Time


What’s your favorite clean joke?

One that makes you laugh as hard as any other joke, not just the first time, but EVERY time you hear it?

Here’s mine:

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

These 26 from AskReddit are even better:

1. When in Rome…

I, for one, enjoy the use of Roman numerals.

2. Mad Cow

2 cows are grazing in a field.

1 cow says to the other, “You ever worry about that mad cow disease?”

The other cow says, “Why would I care? I’m a helicopter!”

3. Piratey

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Aye matey.

4. The Gig

I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.

It’s shift work.

5. Comrade

Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

6. Slippery

What’s a foot long and slippery?

A slipper

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7. Almost forgot about him…

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

8. Poof!

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

9. Ice, Ice, Brucy

What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.

Icy dead people.

10. “Don’t wanna close my eyes…”

So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.

11. Bankers

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other “I need you to help me get to the other side!”

The other guy replies “You are on the other side!”

12. Joke-splaining

I’ve been told I’m condescending.

(that means I talk down to people)

13. Wait for it…

Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line” Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.