We know all about the superheroes with powers we envy: flying, x-ray vision, shrinking down to a molecule.

But did you know there are a bunch of useless superpowers out there as well?

I’m not sure if you’re really gonna want any of these, to be honest with you…

1. We all need that

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

2. A good option

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

3. Ouch

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

4. Not very good

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

5. Uh uh, no way

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

6. Stay away from me

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

7. Don’t do anything crazy

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

8. Hmmmm

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

9. Fun!

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

10. Won’t help much

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

11. Useless

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

12. REALLY low

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

13. Yes!

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

14. No thanks

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

15. I might need one

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

16. I don’t think that’s a good idea

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

17. Nope

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

18. Cool party trick?

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

19. Only once

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

20. Hello…

Photo Credit: Sad and Useless

Come to think of it, I’ll take “Really Low Flight.”