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18 Worthless Fortune Cookies That Offer No Guidance At All

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This is always such a disappointment. You just gorged yourself on moo shu chicken and shrimp fried rice, and now it’s the moment of truth. Time to open your cookie and see what the future has in store for you. Will you be rich? Famous? Will your bum uncle finally get a job?

Then you open the cookie and you get some total nonsense that doesn’t help you in any way WHATSOEVER. Such a letdown…

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