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18 Of The Weirdest Products You Can Buy On Amazon

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Right now, Amazon sells over 480 million products, which means it sells practically everything under the sun. Most of it’s stuff people would actually use, but with so many products, naturally some of them are going to be odd. To put it mildly.

Today we’re taking a look at the items that will never show up on anyone’s Amazon wish list, from erotic fruit sculptures to plush bodily organs to…erotic novels involving the least erotic characters ever. (Really, I could have done this whole article about Amazon erotica but I wanted to be able to sleep again in my lifetime.)

So check out these 18 items I ruined my “recommended items” algorithm to find for you.

1. A placenta cookbook

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I’ve always said, my number one objection to cooking placenta is how complex the recipes are.

2. A statue of bananas having sex

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Why do I suddenly want to watch Bananas in Pajamas?

3. A replica of one pound of human body fat

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Really ties a room together.

4. Wolf boxer-briefs

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No, YOU’RE overcompensating!

5. An erotic novel about Clippy, the Microsoft Office paperclip assistant

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“It looks like you’re trying to have an orgasm. Would you like help?”

6. Bacon-flavored dental floss

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We’ve found the exact opposite of “minty fresh.”

7. Five finger puppets to turn your hand into a centaur

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Perfect for fans of Greek mythology, or very specific fetish websites.

8. Human anatomy throw blanket

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At least the kids won’t interrupt your nap time now.

9. A pocket-sized suture kit

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Do you have one of those friends who’s impossible to buy for, and also is a serial killer?

10. Cat butthole coasters

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Um, no thanks. I’ve already trained my real cat to balance drinks on his butt.