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The 18 Most Bizarre Model Poses

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Anyone who’s ever marathoned a season of America’s Next Top Model knows the basics of how to put high-end fashion on display. Whether it’s our runway walk or our “smize-ing,” we’ve all prettied ourselves up to practice in the mirror before a night out – don’t deny it!

Unfortunately, in the age of the selfie, it’s a little tricky to tell what all of that will look like when we hand off the camera to a makeshift-photog friend. Photoshop can fix a wrinkle or blemish here and there, but there’s not much it can do if your body takes on the form of an exotic animal desperately searching for a mate. Take a gander at these shots and decide which of the models that stands before you will have to return to the loft, pack up their things, and go home.*

Spoiler alert: probably all of them.

1. Are We Out Of The Woods Yet? Because I Have To Go.

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2. Foot Fell Asleep?

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3. You Could’ve Been a Contender (With the Right Pair of Pumps)

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4. This Look Will Have You Falling Heels Over Head!

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5. They Told Her They’d Photoshop Her Onto a Bike (They Lied)

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6. Now, Why Would Anyone Throw That Away?

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7. A Leather Look That Says “No One Tells Me OR My Limbs What To Do!”

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8. They Told Her Modeling Would Make It Rain, but This Is All She Got

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9. No One Stands In Between Her and Her Leggings!

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10. If There’s Ever a Broadway Musical About the US Postal Service…

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11. She Struggles to Keep Her Modeling Career Afloat

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12. He Couldn’t Choose Between a Bow or a Curtsy, So He Angrily Did Both

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13. “Elvis Has Left The Building but I Will NEVER Leave This Moldy Alleyway!”

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14. You…You Know You Can Sit On That Chair, Right?

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15. I’ve Heard of Bands Splitting Up But This Is Ridiculous!

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16. She Knew It Would Be a Hot Photo Shoot So She Drank Plenty of Water. Now She Pays the Price.

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17. These Boots Weren’t Made For Walking, So This is Just What She’ll Do

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18. If You Want a Necklace That Doubles as a Leash, Have I Got The Thing For You!

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h/t: Sad and Useless