Anyone who’s ever marathoned a season of America’s Next Top Model knows the basics of how to put high-end fashion on display. Whether it’s our runway walk or our “smize-ing,” we’ve all prettied ourselves up to practice in the mirror before a night out – don’t deny it!
Unfortunately, in the age of the selfie, it’s a little tricky to tell what all of that will look like when we hand off the camera to a makeshift-photog friend. Photoshop can fix a wrinkle or blemish here and there, but there’s not much it can do if your body takes on the form of an exotic animal desperately searching for a mate. Take a gander at these shots and decide which of the models that stands before you will have to return to the loft, pack up their things, and go home.*
Spoiler alert: probably all of them.