18 Men Answer the Question, “What Makes A Girl Crazy?”


Even the most level-headed of women can have moments of weakness or insecurity, but, like with all particular groups of people, there are some who can take things to the extreme. These AskReddit users shared personal stories that, frankly, just perpetuate the ‘bitches be crazy’ stereotype… but we’re gonna read them anyway. Because boredom.

#1. It’s Time To Move On

“I know one girl who still checked her ex boyfriend’s email 4 years after they broke up. I guess he never changed his password.”

#2. Virgin Mary

“My friend was dating a girl for a couple of months when she told him that she was pregnant and he was the father. He broke up with her after that because…they had never had sex.”

#3. Slow Down, Lady

“Showing up places uninvited. Acting (and talking) like you’re further along in the relationship than you are. Actions or conversation designed to show ownership over you.”

#4. Time Traveler?

“I once dated a girl who after about 6 months of dating, mentioned marriage. That would have been fine if it weren’t for this little doozy…”we’ve been together for like 2 years” at first I thought she just misspoke. But after some more discussion she was entirely sure we had been dating for 2 years. I had only been in that country for 8months and met her shortly there after…”

#5. Not-Compatable

“”Do you want kids?” “I do not.” “Whatever. Yeah you do,” and then makes so-called jokes about us having kids. Don’t you think it’d be best to find a compatible mate who also wants kids? This kind of girl is the type who would poke holes in condoms. [Screw] that.”

#6. But ARE You The Antichrist?

“I met a girl at a bar one night and she gave me her number. I called the next day and we made plans for the weekend. We went to dinner and had a few drinks while listening to the band. The night was getting on and we decided to head back to her place. Things got quiet during the car ride when out of nowhere she turned to me and said in a deep voice, ” Your mother’s name is Dorothy and you are the antichrist.” I immediately asked, “what?” Her reply was, “oh sometimes I just say weird things.” My moms name is Dorothy.”

#7. Crazy Eyes

“Crazy eyes. I’m talking about you can see her entire iris and it looks like she’s trying to keep her eyes open as wide as possible. Something about it just makes them seem dead inside…”

#8. Multiple Personalities

“Waiting until everyone’s asleep, and then talking to herself in multiple voices, giggling sporadically. Freaked my friend right the hell out.”

#9. Your Aliases Aren’t Working

“Sends you bizarre messages on Facebook using various aliases every six months even though you haven’t seen her in a decade or so. The most recent one was about two weeks ago sent at 430am.”