If you’ve ever flown in a plane over the past 20 years, you know Skymall. It’s the magazine you actually read, instead of the in-flight magazine. Because what’s more entertaining than a catalog of insanity?

Fun fact, the original vision for Skymall was for people to buy products while they were flying and have it ready for them when they get off the plane. That didn’t really work out, so they moved to home delivery.

One of their most popular items? Yeah, you know you wanted that Yeti statue.

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But that doesn’t even coming close to being the strangest shizz that Skymall has offered.

Get ready, it’s about to get wonderfully weird.

#1. Seabreacher Customized Boat – Price: $85,000

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#2. Skateboard Luggage – Price: $129.99

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#3. Alpha Fuzion Personal Sauna System – Price: $15,995.00

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#4. iDream3 Eye & Head Massagers – Price: $329.99

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#5. Sitting Pretty Oversized Brown Bear Statue with Paw Seat – Price: $3,995.00

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#6. Large Super Skate Sail – Price: $49.99

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#7. Wrist Cell Phone Carrier – Price: $29.95

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#8. T-Rex Dinosaur Trophy Frieze – Price: $99.95

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That is not an intimidating dinosaur…

#9. Northwest Throwback Cell Phone Handset Attachment – Price: $13.95

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#10. The Offering Wall Sculpture – Price: $29.95

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#11. Peacock Dreams Mirrored Plaque – Price: $39.95

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#12. In God’s Hands Cat Memorial Statue – Price: $59.95

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#13. Plush Referee Turkey Hat 3-Pack – Price: $68.85

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What purpose could this possible have?

#14. Serenity Cat Pod – Price: $1,000.00

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#15. Squirrel Tree Climber Sculpture – Price: $34.95

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#16. Silver Eggplant Sculpture – Price: $24.95

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#17. SkyRest Travel Pillow – Price: $29.95

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