Advertisement

16 WTF Pics From Russian Dating Websites

Advertisement

I’m lucky enough to have avoided online dating for a number of years, but one thing I remember from those days is that your dating profile must stand out. Potentially hundreds of people will skim past your profile, and if you look and sound like everybody else, your chances of finding love much slimmer.

So I can kind of see where these Russian people were coming from. Because their dating profile pictures definitely DO stand out. Just…maybe not how you would want?

Maybe I’m wrong and all these people found their soul mates. Who knows? Life is a rich tapestry.

1. She’s urgin’ for some sturgeon.

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

2. Who wants a date with the world’s 114,941st-ranked tennis player?

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

3. Preeeeeety sure that’s not her real hair.

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

4. Hey kids! It’s Swamp Ariel!

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

5. Maybe she’s trying to say, “Look how strong my immune system is.”

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

6. Just two more chickens and she can spell “YOLO.”

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

7. Kids, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, Santa’s real. The bad news is, he looks like this:

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

8. “I’m 25, I’m single, and I don’t have scurvy.”

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

9. He’s flexible in all the right ways, and some of the wrong ways too.

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

10. She’s referencing Russia’s #1 pop single, “A Kiss From A Toilet Rose.”

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

11. Why the newspaper? So you can verify the date she took this? I am so confused.

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

12. Who’s ready for a tumble in the dryer?

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

13. Your move, Sports Illustrated.

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

14. Your profile pic should say something about you, but maybe not “I easily fit into the trunk of a car.”

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

15. Well, I’m never drinking milk again.

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

16. And finally, don’t use a profile pic of yourself with your ex. That’s Online Dating 101, people!

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

 

h/t: So Bad So Good