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16 Of The Weirdest “Sexy” Calendars

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Now that we live in the Age of the Smartphone, knowing the day of the week is just a click away. But it wasn’t always like that! Back in the day, people would buy a paper version of a calendar, with the whole year printed on it, and hang it on their wall. Pretty much everyone had a calendar.

But there was a pretty large subset of people enjoyed having a “sexy” calendar. Swimsuit models, or hunky firemen, or what have you. Because there’s no reason you can’t be titillated while also looking up what day it is, right?

And then within THAT group of “sexy calendar people,” there was another subset of people whose taste in sexy calendars was, shall we say, “alternative.”

Hey, I don’t judge. (Mostly.)

1. The Naked Clown Calendar

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This calendar benefits Multiple Sclerosis and people who get turned on by the movie It.

2. Bad Zombie’s Gorgeous And Gory

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There’s a zombie version of everything, so it follows that there’s a sexy zombie calendar.

3. Sexy Coffin Calendar

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That’s the look of a woman who’s thinking, “Just a few more of these photoshoots and I can pay for grad school.”

4. Sexy X-Ray Calendar

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I think they’re making fun of the concept of a sexy calendar, and for that, I applaud them.

5. Women Of Curling Calendar

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Canada’s answer to the Swedish Bikini Team.

6. Men Of Mortuaries (Celebrating Life)

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Who knew that working with formaldehyde in a windowless basement made you so tan and buff!

7. Pin-Ups For Ron Paul

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I can see why these ladies are into Ron Paul. Who wouldn’t want the doctor/Congressman to whisper seductively about the gold standard while giving them a pap smear?

8.  Dragon Age Man Calendar

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If you’re not familiar, Dragon Age is a popular fantasy video game series, and this calendar features its hottest male characters in the buff. That people get turned on by video game characters is shocking, if you haven’t been on the Internet since 1994.

9. Women In Waders

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Available at giftsforuncles.com

10. Irish Farmers

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As a person of Irish descent, I can say that these two fellows are the closest thing our people have to beefcake.