11. “Cream Colored Ponies”
I don’t care what color a pony is, I don’t want to smell it. And I definitely don’t want to bring that smell into my house via candle.
12. “Storm Watch”
Does it smell like lightning? That would be cool. This is what a candle designed by a Norwegian death metal band would be.
13. “Amber Moon”
I wouldn’t purchase a candle that smells like an “Amber Moon,” but I would purchase a candle that smells like professional wrestler Ember Moon.
14. “Turquoise Sky”
The message inside that bottle says, “For the love of god please stop making me come up with new candle scents.”
15. “North Pole”
If Santa brought me this, I would stop believing in him.
16. “Drift Away”
The perfect candle for when you’ve been lost at sea for months and need to eat a fellow castaway to survive.