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15 Vintage Dolls That Will Keep You Up At Night

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Let’s face it: dolls are cute, but they can also be creepy. The vacant stares. The mouths, twisted into a forever smile. The way they look too real for a toy but not real enough to be human. It gives me the willies just thinking about it.

But you know what’s even creepier than dolls? Old dolls! That’s because children’s toys from the past were nowhere near as cute and cuddly as they are today. The 1800’s equivalent of an American Girl doll was just an old corn husk with a face painted in cow’s blood. Have fun, kids!

In that spirit, here are 15 old-school dolls that you’ll have a hard time believing children actually used to play with.

 

1. Lazy Eye Larry

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2. Rat-Face Randall

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3. Baby Two Face

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4. The Stabby Sisters

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5. Felicity Five-Head

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6. Chrissy Crow’s Feet

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7. Watches-You-Sleep Willie

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7. Lumpy Louis

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8. Gummy, the Toothless Clown

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9. Sammy Soul-Eater

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10. Betsy Blood Drinker

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11. Unimpressed Ursula

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12. Chopped-Up Charlotte

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13. Breathes-On-Your-Neck Brian

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14. The Amazing Albert, and His Little Pal Burnface

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15. Too-Much-Plastic-Surgery Patty

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15 Vintage Dolls That Will Keep You Up At Night

Cap: Move over, Chuckie.

 

 

 

h/t: Vintage Everyday