11. Knight toilet paper holder
Every throne needs a king or queen, and every monarch needs a loyal subject. Sir Lancelot will keep all your bathroom secrets.
12. Cactus toilet paper
Being a funny person is nice, but it definitely takes effort. Instead, just hang cactus toilet paper in your bathroom, sit back, and wait for the guffaws. Your guests will know you never let a “Crazy Shirt Day” at work go to waste.
13. A tissue holder shaped like a dog’s butt
You basically have two choices here. Buy this tissue holder, or waste time and money trying to train a real dog to do this. It’s up to you.
14. Toilet paper beer-n-wine cupholder
We’ve had a lot of jokes so far, but I just worry this product glamorizes underage toilet drinking.
15. The TwoDaLoo two-person toilet
HUSBAND: Honey, this paella we made is delicious! I’m so glad we’re doing more activities as a couple.
WIFE: Oh, the evening’s not over yet. [opens bathroom door]
HUSBAND: Can I marry you again?