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15 of the Most Bizarre Shoes

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For most of us, shoes are just another thing we have to own, like light bulbs or a tooth brush. They serve their purpose, keeping our feet safe from all the hazards of the world, and that’s as far as it goes. I think about my shoes maybe once a year, when the soles have completely fallen away.

But there are those who look at shoes not as a necessity, and not even as a fashion statement, but as an actual work of art. The kind of shoes that a fashion designer comes up with seemingly only to see what they can trick a model into wearing on the catwalk. Here are 15 of the craziest shoes that are guaranteed to get you a disapproving look from your podiatrist.

1. Something’s fishy

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At least no one will notice your foot odor problem.

2. Goat hooves with golden revolvers for heels.

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I don’t know what drugs the person was on when they came up with this, but I need to try some.

3. Tarantula Time

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For the stripper who wants to bring her pets to work.

4. Extra-strength arch supports

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That sound you hear is 1,000 chiropractors’ heads exploding.

5. The Scream

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To be fair, if shoes actually did come to life, they would have a look of constant horror on their faces.

6. The Boombox

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Pssh. Come find me when you invent shoes that can play my Spotify playlists.

7. Sandcastles

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Must be frustrating having your shoes fall apart each time you take a step.

8. A terrible thing to do to a goldfish.

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Let’s hope that’s beer.

9. Are those…urinals?

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To me the weirdest part is the photo showing these shoes in action. Are they marketing to people who have affairs?

10. Mopping up

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Your floors will ALWAYS be clean.