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15 Bizarre Fast Food Items From Other Countries

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By now, you probably know that international fast food chains tailor their menus for different countries, because different cultures have different ideas of what tastes good. Which is great!

But…

Sometimes, these international menu items are so out there, you wonder who would want to ever eat them. Some of these are promotional foods awkwardly tied into a movie premier or product launch. Others are regular menu items, daring you to eat them. But if you ask me, with a lot of these it seems like a cook made a huge mistake, and the restaurant was too embarrassed to fess up so they kept it on the menu forever.

1. Flying Fish Roe Salmon Cream Cheese Pizza, by Pizza Hut Hong Kong

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Hoo boy. So much to unpack here.

First off, that’s a lot of words to have in the name of your food. Imagine pointing to a menu and asking for a “Flying Fish Roe Salmon Cream Cheese Pizza.” I lost interest halfway through typing it.

Second, the name totally ignores all the toppings, which include scallops, crayfish, clams, shrimp, and what looks to be asparagus.

Third, the crust itself. I’m already against most stuffed crust pizzas, but stuffing it with fish egg cream cheese?!

Look, I love pizza. And I love seafood. But not everything I love needs to be combined with each other. I will be running for Congress on this platform.

2. Crown Crust Carnival, by Pizza Hut Middle East

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Why is it called the Crown Crust Pizza? It’s not because of the shape; it’s because, once you eat, it you spend the rest of your life on the throne.

3. Chili Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza, by Pizza Hut New Zealand

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You’ll notice that “conditions apply.” I think what they mean is, “You can eat this, under one condition: you can’t tell anybody it came from us.”

4. Double Decker Pizza, by Pizza Hut Singapore

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They started with a fairly typical stuffed crust pizza, and then added some kind of hors d’oeuvres on top. The second deck is a tortilla covered with turkey ham that’s been wrapped in Edam cheese and drizzled with mango-flavored mayo.

At what point does your tongue go on strike?

5. Star Edge Pizza, by Pizza Hut Korea

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Pizza is already perfect!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TRYING TO RUIN IT?!

Anyway, this variety of pizza-shaped nightmares is a combo dinner+dessert. And the top-down photo doesn’t even do it justice. Just look at this cross section:

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Shrimp. Sausage. Bacon. Steak. Broccoli (which the ad doesn’t even highlight!). Topped off with crust that’s a turnover filled with either cranberry or apple cinnamon cream cheese.

That isn’t food, it’s a super-weapon the Joker would unleash on Gotham City.

But enough pizza. Let’s see how people are ruining hamburgers…

6. Gracoro Burger, by McDonald’s Japan

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This is the first one on this list I would actually eat. That’s a patty made from macaroni, shrimp, white sauce, all breaded and fried and topped with demi glace and cheddar cheese. Plus, it’s a seasonal item, and in Japan it’s earned a cult following much like our McRib has here. Did you know Japan has its own version of the McRib? I didn’t! Pretty cool!

7. Pumpkin Bomb, by Burger King Japan

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It might be named “Pumpkin Bomb,” but the pumpkin question is actually kabocha, a type of Japanese squash. It’s used in all kinds of dishes, so deep frying it and putting it on a burger doesn’t strike me as all that weird.

I just like that “Pumpkin Bomb” has the same name as The Green Goblin’s main weapon.

8. Lobster & Caviar Burger, by Wendy’s Japan

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I guess I would try this one, but isn’t the whole point of eating lobster and caviar so that you can feel like a rich person? Wouldn’t a burger cancel that out? It’s like putting Truck Nutz on a Rolls Royce.

9. Foie Gras Burger, by Wendy’s Japan

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This one seems like it was made just to troll Rush Limbaugh. Probably worked, too.

10. The Windows 7 Whopper, by Burger King Tokyo

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You would do the same damage to your digestive tract by eating this as you would by eating a Windows 7 CD.